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My face on a flyer

Now that’s a scary thought, isn’t it?! You go to your local Italian deli (Saponara, on Prebend Street, in Islington), for a well-deserved Friday night pizza and the genial Marco hands you his brand new flyer.

And lo and behold, you recognise yourself and your loved one, albeit in pixellised form, enjoying your treat. To be honest, I’m proud to be part of Marco’s literature, because he, his brother and his staff work hard and the pizzas are to die for. We’re so lucky to have this gem of a place at our doorstep.

Which leads me to think. Most of the things I love to eat are usually a clever assemblage of delicious morsels, whose whole is so much more than the sum of its parts. Now, don’t get me wrong, I like those Michelin stars as much as the next person, but there is nothing wrong with the simple deliciousness that is a well-made pizza.

It’s alchemy, that’s what it is. Dough, tomatoes, cheese and a few choice ingredients of your choice (you can never have too many choices), and you have a meal that will make you forget that the car needs servicing, that you must book the cat in at the vet’s or that you have to attend THAT meeting on Monday.

In short, even though you put my mug on a flyer, Marco, I thank you.

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These little things

I love Provence. I do. Time spent there is the best way to come back to life after a hard year at work, dealing with real life. Even if it’s just for a romantic weekend in May, the blue sky, gentle heat and sprawling markets are enough to make me feel I belong there.

But it’s the summer heat I crave. The sky is still blue, the markets are even larger and there’s the added bonus of the swifts swooping high and screeching their little heads off. I do love that sound, it’s one of those little things.

Forget the madeleines, it’s the sounds of summer I hear when I think of my little corner of Provence, near Carpentras. I bet you thought I would mention the cicadas, didn’t you? Well, of course, they’re part of it, but it’s the swifts I like best. Go figure.

A summer in Provence: all the clichés are there, but they are also so real. Figs so ripe they explode like grenades, fresh goat’s cheese from the Mont Ventoux herds and lavender honey from the little man in Gordes. Breakfast on the terrace with that nice pear jam (yes, really) from the girls in Flassan. That’s of course after you’ve walked to the village to buy bread and croissants. Just because, you know, it’s the holidays, and you deserve it after all.

Oh, how it all comes together…

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Piggy-on

I do not like pigeons. That may not come as such a novel sentiment to those of us who live in a large city, but these creatures do make my skin crawl. The reason I’m telling you this is because they have reappeared on my balcony.

Again, why, oh why should I mention the flying critters? Because I want you to take up the cause of the little garden birds I am trying to feed, that’s why. Mr and Mrs Robin, her slim-bodied and all legs, him dumpier and oh-so loud, seem to like the seeds I put out. So do the Dunnocks, who had a very successful brood this year. And I do like the Blackbirds and their surly teenager, sitting in seeds but still waiting to be fed by his parents. Even the choosy Great Tits, who fling the seeds they don’t like out of the feeders, I can put up with, but not the greedy, piggy pigeons.

The pigeons come in two or threes, hoover the seeds up and go. The worst of them, No-Tail (he’s missing half of his), is fearless and has become my nemesis. No matter how many times or how noisily I shoo him away, he flies just out of reach and fixes me with his beady eye.

But you know what annoys me most? That, as an urban version of his plump and delicious country cousin, I can’t even fantasise about having him on my plate with petits pois à la française…

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Thoughts of home

I was born in Chatillon-sur-Seine, where the river that eventually flows through Paris is no wider than my kitchen! It is a smallish town, in a very rural and satisfyingly French part of the country. Other than the quiet cul-de-sac I grew up on, I only have vague memories of the rest of the town, but I am sure it still feels, looks and smells quintessentially French.

You know the feeling: take a good look and a deep sniff. You could not be anywhere else but in France. In the same way that particular cinnamon ‘taste’ in the air tells you you’ve landed in America or that the spices in the air let you know you’ve arrived in Hong Kong.

I’ve been thinking of going back to Chatillon, for old time’s sake, and GoogleEarthing it does bring back memories of endless hours spent outside with all the neighbourhood kids playing silly games and eating our goûter in the field at the end of the road, watching the small aircraft taking flight.

But don’t get me started on childhood memories, or you’ll hear terrifying stories of church robbers and games of marbles in the churchyard. Don’t ask…

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Arnaud’s parakeet

Welcome to my kitchen!

Well, well, well, I’m a blogger… Now, for the ones who know me, this might be a bit scary, but I hope that you, dear ALK friends, will find some of my musings amusing.

So please, do come aboard this rambling train of thoughts, as I fear this will not be the ordered, sophisticated medium I had in mind before starting it. Never mind, we cannot all be Prousts, Hugos or Flauberts…

However, I am sure that through this blog, you will learn very quickly what Arnaud’s Language Kitchen is all about, as I will make sure to share it all with you. I aim to keep you entertained, give you an insight into what makes me tick, and most of all to give you an idea of what it will be like to come to my kitchen for a few lessons, a chat and a piece of cake. So I do hope I can convince you take the plunge and book yourself onto one of my courses. Oh, and do bring a friend or two!

Happy reading.